omg.
You guys.
Somebody gets it.
(Source: The Huffington Post)
I love how just seeing a puppy is enough to make you totally forget about the pissing on your floor and the late night trips outside when fuck you puppy, I want to be asleep, and the chewing of any and all valuables it can get its unreasonably sharp little puppy teeth on. Your brain just shorts itself out with thoughts of “OMG PUPPY BREATH” and you completely forget that this:
…wait. What was I talking about, again?
Holy shit look at the ears and the eyes and the everything
I bet it has puppy breath and a high pitched little bark when it’s trying to be tough and looks funny when it tries to run
guys I want a puppy
omg
I think I’m going to cry
LOOK AT THOSE EYES
I’M GOING TO GO GET A PUPPY RIGHT THE HELL NOW
(Source: sleazypete)
(Source: iraffiruse)
start referring to yourself as kanye west . start referring to him as kanye west. get ready for the most intense lovemaking session of your life
““What the fucking hell?” Kanye asked angrily.
“Kanye?” he asked.
“What?” Kanye snapped.
Kanye…
Native Americans are called Indians because of Christopher Columbus. He set off for India but he discovered America instead. They’re called Indians because Christopher Columbus has worse navigation skills than I do.ALSO why are native americans called indians? they’re not from India. WHAT THE HELL, ENGLISH LANGUAGE
(Source: iraffiruse)
